Travel Advisory!

This is extremely important! The government has issued a travel advisory warning citizens to either postpone or cancel trips to the dangerous, lawless, wild and woolly city where crime runs rampant in the streets! Which government you ask? Why the government of Thailand, of course. What city?

Paris, France.

BANGKOK, Thailand - The foreign ministry of Thailand cautioned Thai citizens to consider postponing or canceling traveling plans to France because of the threat of crime.

The ministry issued the warning in a statement which said that several robberies or thefts had occurred involving cars belonging to the Thai Embassy in Paris.

"In the past month, at least four robberies occurred to embassy cars and we would like to warn Thais who plan to travel to France to increase their safety measures or consider postponing or canceling travel to France in the summer," said the statement, released Tuesday.

It said a thief broke the window of an embassy car in which the Thai commercial attache was traveling when it had stopped at the intersection of a busy road. The diplomat was slightly injured when he resisted the thief, who attempted to snatch his bag, it added.

You know, I would never have been able to make that one up.