Blue Crab Boulevard

Flash! Proof Al Qaeda Listens To US Media!

Those of us not on the left have long suspected that al Qaeda listened to the Western media, especially the US media, and tailored their public pronouncements to feed the media's biases. Now, in a Blue Crab Boulevard exclusive, we have proof positive. Al Qaeda's big number two Zawahri made a pronouncement on his latest greatest-soon-to-be-hit® video tape broadcast on al Jazeera. It also seems he has a bit of trouble figuring out what is important to the left, much as they do themselves. Anyway, our double secret operative from the Magic 8-Ball Detective Agency and Swap Shop, LLC. was able to obtain this scrap of video tape from the floor of the al Jazeera cutting room. In it, Zawahri addresses what he thinks must be one of the biggest concerns in the left blogosphere since the Plame case imploded. Al Jazeera chose not to show it - but we have it, just for our loyal readers! Enjoy! (Must credit Blue Crab Boulevard, 'cause Drudge wants nothing to do with this).