http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/07/30/pigeon-dive-bombers/ Summum nec metuas diem, nec optes - Marcus Valerius Martialis Thu, 19 Apr 2012 09:00:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/07/30/pigeon-dive-bombers/comment-page-1/#comment-51203 Blue Crab Boulevard » Death Wish Wed, 06 Dec 2006 17:36:22 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/07/30/pigeon-dive-bombers/#comment-51203 [...] There are some members of the Animal Uprising that behave in a suicidal manner. This has been well documented here at Blue Crab Boulevard. There have been reports of kamikaze pigeons, suicide turkeys and even flaming suicidal kamikaze squirrels. But as far as we can determine from this report, this animal merely had a death wish. How else can you explain what this camel did? [...] [...] There are some members of the Animal Uprising that behave in a suicidal manner. This has been well documented here at Blue Crab Boulevard. There have been reports of kamikaze pigeons, suicide turkeys and even flaming suicidal kamikaze squirrels. But as far as we can determine from this report, this animal merely had a death wish. How else can you explain what this camel did? [...]

]]> http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/07/30/pigeon-dive-bombers/comment-page-1/#comment-20748 Blue Crab Boulevard » Blog Archive » Poisoning Pigeons In The Part - Part Deux Thu, 14 Sep 2006 21:55:29 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/07/30/pigeon-dive-bombers/#comment-20748 [...] Texarkana, Texas was the scene of the latest pigeon dive bomber attacks. The last time we wrote about the animal uprising air force pigeon patrol (or squab-ron) was back when they attacked a hospital in Schenectady, New York. This time they went after the Texarkana annual festival. TEXARKANA, Texas - Poisoned pigeons began nose-diving into pavement and dying on downtown sidewalks, marring the city's annual festival. [...] [...] Texarkana, Texas was the scene of the latest pigeon dive bomber attacks. The last time we wrote about the animal uprising air force pigeon patrol (or squab-ron) was back when they attacked a hospital in Schenectady, New York. This time they went after the Texarkana annual festival. TEXARKANA, Texas – Poisoned pigeons began nose-diving into pavement and dying on downtown sidewalks, marring the city's annual festival. [...]

]]> http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/07/30/pigeon-dive-bombers/comment-page-1/#comment-14778 Blue Crab Boulevard » Blog Archive » We Tried To Warn You Mon, 31 Jul 2006 19:29:17 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/07/30/pigeon-dive-bombers/#comment-14778 [...] If Denmark had only listened to us here at Blue Crab Boulevard, this never would have happened. But they didn't pay attention to our timely post about the power-diving pigeons of perdition. And lo and behold, a fowl kamikaze went and took out their entire rail system! The unfortunate bird is believed to have been fried on overhead cables used to power trains, causing an outage on the main line linking Copenhagen with the rest of the country, a DSB spokesman told national television station TV2. [...] [...] If Denmark had only listened to us here at Blue Crab Boulevard, this never would have happened. But they didn't pay attention to our timely post about the power-diving pigeons of perdition. And lo and behold, a fowl kamikaze went and took out their entire rail system! The unfortunate bird is believed to have been fried on overhead cables used to power trains, causing an outage on the main line linking Copenhagen with the rest of the country, a DSB spokesman told national television station TV2. [...]

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