Well, just to add some fun speculation to world events right now, not only are Fidel Castro and his baby brother Raul missing at the moment, but the minimum leader is AWOL as well! That's right, Kim Jong Il has gone missing according to the South Korean government. We appear to be in need of a lost and found department for tyrants!
SEOUL, South Korea – North Korean leader Kim Jong Il hasn't appeared in public since his country test-fired missiles that drew international condemnation, leading to speculation of a possible sense of crisis inside the reclusive nation.
Kim attended a Russian art performance and visited a tire factory July 4, a day before the missile launches, and he hasn't appeared publicly since, according to South Korea's spy agency.
The North's propaganda machine hasn't reported on Kim's activities since the missile launches, but last week the country's official news agency said Kim sent a consolation message to ailing Cuban leader Fidel Castro.
Kim usually visits military units a few times a month to bolster his "songun," or "military-first," policy that rewards the 1.1 million-member military with the country's scarce resources despite chronic food shortages.
Of Kim's 131 public activities last year, 70 events were military-related, according to South Korea's Unification Ministry. So far this year, 52 of 69 public activities were connected to the military, the backbone of Kim's totalitarian rule.
Some North Korea watchers have speculated that Kim might be in a bunker, since the country is believed to have imposed a quasi-war footing after the U.N. Security Council passed a resolution condemning the missile tests and calling for nations to stop any missile-related trade with it.
So with both el Maximo and el Minimo el Missing the question is: why?
maybe there is a “secret” meeting of communist dictators in Mogadishu….
I have it on unquestionable authority Dear Leader, Kim Jong Il, was riding inside the missile and safely ascended to the heavens so his personal benevolence and peerless presence could shine prosperity down on the whole world and he could assume his rightful place as a light to all mankind, especially tall blond chicks who aren’t too picky and like to read comic books in bed.
A swallow foretold his fiery ascension at the time of his birth, which was confirmed by a new star in the sky, and two rainbows. My parakeet got it from the swallow’s third cousin’s grand nephew and swears to it.