Paris Hilton Savaged By Kinkajou
In what can only be termed as a massive exercise in bad taste, Paris Hilton's pet kinkajou attacked and bit her. The ferocious, yet harmless looking, beast decided he had had enough of her attentions and bit her on the arm. Yet another manifestation of the evil animal conspiracy. (Although we're inclined to root for the kinkajou in this case).
LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton got no love this week from her pet kinkajou Baby Luv — in fact, the raccoon-like animal bit her. The heiress was not badly hurt but did visit a hospital emergency room to receive a tetanus shot, her publicist, Elliot Mintz, told The Associated Press on Friday.
Hilton was frolicking with her exotic pet early Tuesday morning "the way some people play with their cats and dogs" when the animal became excited, Mintz said.
"Baby Luv bit her. It's a superficial bite on her left arm," he said.
Hilton, concerned that she was bleeding, called Mintz at 3 a.m., and he took her to the hospital.
"She was seen by a doctor, who treated the wound, gave her a tetanus shot, cleaned the wound and applied something to it," Mintz said.
Whereupon the publicist rushed to get the news out right away, faxing every reporter in his Rolodex. Baby Luv, meanwhile promptly expired from an allergic reaction attributed to plastic toxicity.
Ok, we made that last bit up. Maybe. It's early yet.
By crosspatch, Saturday, 12 August , 2006 @ 12:54 am
But not all creatures are of the dark force. There does, in fact, appear to be a species of peace.
By Gaius, Saturday, 12 August , 2006 @ 5:10 am
No, that’s just what he wanted you to think. He’s actually a pickpocket. I posted about him.
http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2006/08/10/financing-the-animal-uprising/
By crosspatch, Saturday, 12 August , 2006 @ 12:35 pm
Oh, I get it … “I just FOUND this wallet and was trying to RETURN it” … that’s what they all say.
By Gaius, Saturday, 12 August , 2006 @ 12:45 pm
Yup. Just trying to look innocent…