Imagine being in an airport with your mother. You have something in your carry on bag that you really don't want her to know about. So when the TSA inspector asks you what it is, you have to tell him a lie so mom doesn't hear what it really is.
One thing. It's really stupid to tell the inspector that the penis pump is a bomb.
Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.
When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.
He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.
He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.
The genius faces up to three years in prison.
He was traveling with his mother and had a penis pump? Euwwwwww…..
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