Rock, Paper, Scissors Is So Passé

The old game of rock, paper, scissors just would not do to settle a dispute between a supervisor and the employee who's grass cutting expertise he belittled. So they played a different game.

Bat, trimmer, hammer.

That's the scene St. Johns County authorities described Tuesday after a lawn service supervisor criticized one of his worker's grass-cutting skills, The Florida Times-Union reported.

Lance Tywan Wamley, 26, of Hollywood, Fla., is charged with threatening several men with a 34-inch baseball bat and then hitting one man in the chest. The worker, Eric J. Torres, 23, defended himself with a weed trimmer, authorities said.

Another worker, armed with a hammer, broke up the scuffle, authorities said.

Torres was treated at a hospital. Wamley was charged with felony assault and battery.

Gee, sounds like a good time was had by all, doesn't it? I wonder what the rules are…..

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One Response to Rock, Paper, Scissors Is So Passé

  1. I’m sorry, but where was the guy wielding the hedge trimmer?

    He could have cleaned the table.