Exclusive: Ahmadinejad Was In Prague!
Exclusive! Must credit Blue Crab Boulevard (you wish you had our sources, Drudge!).
Blue Crab Boulevard has obtained exclusive, Reuters Quality™ photoshoppicgraphic proof that Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was the key driving force in getting Pluto downgraded from planetary status! He is the one who led the assault on the only planet discovered by an American! Our operative from Magic 8-Ball Photography and Roadkill Scraping, Inc. managed to get this photo of the Iranian president addressing the Iranian rubber stamp Parliament to describe his victory over the Great Disney Satan.
(We only have to worry about which planet comes next, of course).
By TC@LeatherPenguin, Sunday, 27 August , 2006 @ 2:18 am
G-Man has been sipping the fermeted grape, Ay?