Another Job Opportunity

Sean McManus

President, CBS News

Sir,

I understand you have retroactively approved the photoshopping of a photo of Katie Couric to make her look slimmer. According to the Associated Press:

The touched-up photo of Couric dressed in a striped business suit appears on the inside of the September issue of Watch! which is distributed at CBS stations and on American Airlines flights.

CBS News President Sean McManus said he was "obviously surprised and disappointed when I heard about it."

The original picture was snapped in May and was widely circulated to the media as an official photo of Couric.

Couric, 49, said she hadn't known about the digitally reworked version until she saw the issue. The former NBC "Today" show host told the Daily News, "I liked the first picture better because there's more of me to love."

Gil Schwartz, executive vice president of communications for CBS Corp., said Wednesday in a phone interview the photo alteration was done by someone in the CBS photo department who "got a little zealous."

But he dismissed any notion of heads rolling over the matter.

"I talked to my photo department, we had a discussion about it," Schwartz said. "I think photo understands this is not something we'd do in the future."

Should you decide you do need some additional help, we'd be more than happy to help out. Attached please find an even more slimmed down Katie Couric. And thanks for all the laughs CBS News provides! That bit about integrity! Sheer genius!

UPDATE: No fair! Dan Riehl has exclusive photos of Big Dan Rather. Damn. There goes another job opportunity. I wonder if Reuters is hiring………

Travel Alert For Brazil

If you are heading down to Rio de Janeiro for a vacation or on business, Blue Crab Boulevard just wants you to remember this handy-dandy, really important travel alert.

WHATEVER you do, DO NOT park illegally.

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Reuters) - A street parking attendant in Brazil's crime-ridden city of Rio de Janeiro was charged with sawing a woman in two over a parking space dispute, police said on Wednesday.

The 29-year-old male suspect was arrested on Tuesday night and confessed to murdering businesswoman Edna Souza, 51, in a house she was trying to rent in the middle class Botafogo district, a police spokeswoman said.

"Only the bottom part of the corpse has been found. Today police are going in force to the city waste dump, which will be combed to try to find the upper part," the spokeswoman said.

The man, a convicted robber, dumped the two parts of the body wrapped in black garbage bags next to waste bins in two spots on the streets of the lively district. A janitor who found the bottom part alerted the police.

Don't say we didn't warn you. Would you get half fare coming home, though?

A Note About The New York Times

Well, it seems that on top of being raging hypocrites by flaunting flouting US needs for keeping some things secret while using their advertising software to block British readers supposedly to comply with British law, they also listen to questionable advice.

It seems the Times of London has no problem publishing the same thing the NYT did. They even credit the NYT as the source.

In other words, whoever they listened to about complying with British law did not have the legal facts exactly right. So they are not even credible when proclaiming that they are taking the high road.

So, has the New York Times finally completed its journey to irrelevancy? They have an editor who admits lying to readers, routinely publish secret information even if there are no real legal questions about the program and defy US law while proclaiming they are complying with British requirements. (And they can't even get that right). Add a publisher who appears to be quite happy running a once great company into the ground.

Yeah, I'd say they are irrelevant.

Pigeons Of The Sea

It seems the city of Bristol, England has a wee bit of a problem on its hands. It's the gulls, you see. Or the sea gulls, you see. Or something like that. Anyway, they have huge numbers of the amphibious pigeons strutting all over the city leaving large deposits of what gulls do best everywhere. But they have solved the problem! They are going to stop feeding the pigs!

Bristol City Council in the west of England has calculated it could save 25,000 pounds (37,000 euros, 47,500 dollars) a year if it axed the mammoth amount of biscuits staff munch at meetings and official hearings.

The money could then be used to finance a scheme to curb the city's soaring seagull population by dipping the birds' eggs in oil so they do not hatch.

Deputy council leader Steve Comer came up with the idea while he was probing the local authority's catering budget and a colleague was looking into the oil-dipping trial.

"The cost of the scheme was around 30,000 pounds and I said, 'I think I've found 25,000' — by axing the biscuits," he said.

"It just seems like a luxury we can do without."

Let's see, they spend almost $50,000 each and every year to feed cookies to the staff? How big are these bureaucrats? I mean, these have got to be some hefty critters with that kind of a diet. And are they absolutely positive it's the gulls making messes? The British wonder why their taxes are so high. And why the bureaucracy is so big.

Literally.

Pigeon Picks Fight

A full-fledged riot broke out in a suburb of Melbourne, Australia over a pigeon. Four people were sent to the hospital, another four were treated at the scene and police were questioning a total of nine people in the brawl. At issue was who owned the bird, it would appear.

Police were called after a fight broke out between two families of pigeon fanciers in a suburb of the southern city of Melbourne over ownership of the prized bird. Four people were taken to hospital after suffering cuts to their heads and hands in the avian affray. Another four people received minor injuries that were treated at the scene.

Victoria state police said they were questioning nine people.

A spokeswoman said the pigeon punch-up was one of the most unusual incidents that officers had been called to resolve.

We here at Blue Crab Boulevard firmly believe that the pigeon caused the whole thing by purposely misleading the people involved. Why? Because it's all part of the animal uprising we keep warning about. Besides, while the people were duking it out, the perfidious pigeon flew off to pick another fight.

The Outrageous Behavior Of Jimmy Carter

I make no secret of my complete lack of respect for Jimmy Carter's presidency and for his outrageous behavior since leaving office. If he stuck to humanitarian projects like Habitat for Humanity, there would be no problem. That he constantly carps and criticizes our government, cheerfully hosts anti-American propagandists, insults allies and generally behaves boorishly makes his behavior patently offensive.

That he is now trying to arrange what appear to be back door diplomatic exchanges with Iran is particularly offensive. This is the same person who allowed the Khomeini revolution to kidnap American diplomats with impunity. And now he wants to intrude - yet again - into global politics. He has no authority to do so, was roundly and deservedly kicked out of office and stripped of his right to act for the United States government.

For an event that would turn a page in American history, former president Jimmy Carter has agreed in principle to host former Iranian president Mohammad Khatami for talks during his visit to the United States starting this week.

Carter's term as president was dominated by the rupture in relations after the 1979 Iranian revolution and the takeover of the U.S. Embassy in Tehran, where 52 Americans were held hostage for 444 days until the day he left office.

Iranians made the overture for the meeting, and the Carter Center in Atlanta is working on the possible timing, said Phil Wise, the former president's aide.

"President Carter, in his role since leaving the White House, has made his office and services and center available to basically anybody who wants to talk. He believes that it is much better to be talking to people who you have problems with than not to, and that's the approach he takes now," Wise said. "I can confirm that President Carter is open to a meeting if the former president of Iran would like to have one."

This man is a disgrace to the office he once held and to America itself. That the Iranians have approached him of all people show just what a buffoon they think he is, and how easily they can manipulate him.

“Because He Just Wanted To.”

The San Francisco Chronicle has added a chilling detail to the story they have been updating since the hit and run rampage yesterday. I mentioned earlier the familiar pattern that has been developing. Here's the detail that says the pattern may be all too familiar.

Some family members said Papal had mental problems and lived in fear of the devil; others said his recent, arranged marriage may have made him stressed.

A source close to the investigation in San Francisco, however, said Papal showed no signs of mental illness or remorse in his initial interviews with authorities. Papal reportedly told police that he had run down pedestrians "because he just wanted to."

Along with words from another witness that indicate Papal was completely calm, with a flat affect:

The office manager at a dental office at 500 Spruce St., who identified herself only as Kira, saw the arrest from a second-floor window as police dragged the driver from his battered car, its windshield caved in and its hood crumpled.

"He was absolutely indifferent, no fear, no expression," she said. "He was like a zombie."

Sometimes madmen show inappropriate affect. So do zealots sometimes.

Sometimes the two two are really one and the same.

Devaluing Objectivity

Harold Meyerson in today's Washington Post has a column that bemoans todays "devaluation" of labor. While Meyerson does present some numbers that appear to present a problem, part of the reason they do is because he only presents one side of the issue. We'll come back to that.

Labor Day is almost upon us, and like some of my fellow graybeards, I can, if I concentrate, actually remember what it was that this holiday once celebrated. Something about America being the land of broadly shared prosperity. Something about America being the first nation in human history that had a middle-class majority, where parents had every reason to think their children would fare even better than they had.

The young may be understandably incredulous, but the Great Compression, as economists call it, was the single most important social fact in our country in the decades after World War II. From 1947 through 1973, American productivity rose by a whopping 104 percent, and median family income rose by the very same 104 percent. More Americans bought homes and new cars and sent their kids to college than ever before. In ways more difficult to quantify, the mass prosperity fostered a generosity of spirit: The civil rights revolution and the Marshall Plan both emanated from an America in which most people were imbued with a sense of economic security.

That America is as dead as the dodo. Ours is the age of the Great Upward Redistribution. The median hourly wage for Americans has declined by 2 percent since 2003, though productivity has been rising handsomely. Last year, according to figures released just yesterday by the Census Bureau, wages for men declined by 1.8 percent and for women by 1.3 percent.

Meyerson makes much of the fact that labor is getting less of a share of national income while profit margins for some companies are on the rise. Fair enough, and apparently somewhat troubling. But there is a flip side (isn't there always?) While he is looking back longingly at the past, let's just dig a couple of facts out of the Statistical Handbook of the United States and see how clear his rose colored vision is. (Some of the years vary a little based on how data is tabulated).

Let's take a snapshot look at few things from the mid-1960's then from around 2005, a forty year span.

In 1965 the population of the US was around 192 million. In 2005 it was around 294 million.

In 1965 63% of Americans owned homes. In 2005 it was 69%.

In 1965 there were 27 college degrees awarded per 100 high school graduates. In 2001 it was 47 per 100.

In 1965 people spent about 15% of their disposable income on food. In 2005 it was 10%.

Just looking at the number of workers added in a forty year span and consider that we have managed to keep unemployment low despite soaring population. Europe, with generally declining native populations have growing unemployment. There is also the issue that many more people today own stocks (by way of 401k's if nothing else) and so are beneficiaries of those maligned corporate profits.

Is that a rigorous study? No it is not. But these facts do show there is a little more at work than Meyerson's simplistic rant against corporate greed. Are things perfect? No. Are they as bleak at Meyerson would have you believe? No. Was the US better off in the mid-sixties? There is data to suggest that it most definitely was not. But with rose-colored glasses, anything is possible.

And when you only present one side of an issue it is easy to skew the issue quite firmly in that one direction. Devaluing objectivity is its own reward.

UPDATE: Bullwinkle Blog delivers a smackdown.

AT&T Online Store Warning

AT&T reports that hackers broke into records of customers who used the AT&T online store and have obtained credit card numbers and personal data. People who bought DSL equipment for high speed internet access may be affected.

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Hackers broke into one of AT&T Inc.'s computer networks and stole credit card data and other personal information from several thousand customers who shopped at the telecommunication giant's online store.

AT&T said it was notifying "fewer than 19,000" customers whose data was accessed during the weekend break-in, which it said was detected within hours.

The company said it immediately shut down the online store, notified credit card companies, and was working with law enforcement agencies to track down the hackers.

"We recognize that there is an active market for illegally obtained personal information," Priscilla Hill-Ardoin, AT&T's chief privacy officer, said in a statement.

AT&T will provide credit monitoring services for those affected. If you bought equipment from them, you might want to get in touch about this right away.

Ernesto Limps Ashore, Media Mourns

You can almost feel the tangible sense of mourning coming from the press today that Ernesto wasn't a massive hurricane when it hit South Florida. In the end it wasn't much of a storm at all and the press is having to scramble like heck to keep the narrative going by hoping - almost praying - that it just might possibly strengthen again once it hits open water.

Ernesto lost much of its punch crossing mountainous eastern Cuba. It made landfall late Tuesday on Plantation Key with 45-mph winds, far from the 74-mph threshold for a hurricane that Ernesto briefly met Sunday.

"Fortunately it didn't get too big," said David Rudduck of the American Red Cross. "It was the little train that couldn't."

Forecasters said Ernesto could weaken to a tropical depression later Wednesday, but rainbands could dump as much as 10 inches of rain in some spots along Florida's east coast.

At a bar in Key Largo, transplanted New Yorker Brian Lima nursed a beer while he watched the rain fall. "I've seen much worse rainstorms in New York," Lima said. (Emphasis added)

Ernesto was forecast to move up the middle of Florida and exit on the northeast coast by early Thursday before hitting the mainland again in Georgia or the Carolinas.

"How much strengthening occurs after Ernesto emerges into the Atlantic depends on how much of a cyclone is left," said senior hurricane specialist James Franklin.

Better luck next storm guys. I suspect there's a bit of tropical depression in newsrooms everywhere.

The Mantle Of Excuses

Turns out I was right about the driver who ran amok through downtown San Francisco yesterday. He was, indeed, from Afghanistan and had just returned from there after being married. Relatives of the man have already come forward and said he was disturbed, just a nice guy, etc., etc., etc. Exactly the same thing you hear all the time, no matter what the crime or criminal. Nothing odd there.

And officials are completely cutting off any consideration of this as a hate crime or even uttering the word "terror" in any context. By immediately, publicly and forcefully ruling out "hate" crime (a term I frankly detest for a number of reasons) and by reflexively rejecting any discussion of terrorism, authorities are effectively blocking off at least one avenue of investigation. That, sadly, is also not at all odd these days if the suspect has a Muslim name.

The Bookworm did a long round of updates that captured a lot of the news as it was breaking. You can see the pattern develop. The perpetrator  was experiencing jitters over his recent marriage. He was mentally ill. He was on medication. He had dreams of the devil, it's road rage, blah, blah, blah. But the last update has this:

UPDATE IX: I just watched local coverage. Apparently several witnesses reported that Popal referred to himself as a “terrorist.” The police quickly denied this. Either the police are trying to hide something (why?) or the witnesses are succumbing to mass hysteria.

There are also the automatic 'we're worried about what this means for Afghans' words sprouting in the linked news story. The perpetrator's ethnic/religious group as victim, or potential victim, is also sadly not at all unusual. You know what? I hope this does turn out to be a lunatic with delusions. At the same time, I would like our government officials, law enforcement and media to stop instantly throwing a mantle of protection over any consideration that it might be something else.

Would that same mantle be thrown over someone who purposely drove into a crowd at say a gay pride parade? How about a Presbyterian, white male who drove through a crowd of Asians? Pick any ethnic or racial or social group and start substituting one for the perpetrator and another for the victim. Imagine which groups get an automatic protection and which do not. Then ask yourself why.

Could we please stop the knee jerk protection if a Muslim is involved in anything. Let people know the facts, don't close off any avenue of investigation preemptively and let people know what is going on truthfully. If it turns out to be related to terrorism in any way, an immediate and forceful renunciation by the community that the perpetrator is part of would do more to defuse any possible backlash than reflexively trying to hide behind victim status. 

Iran Enriching New Batch Of Uranium

The Washington Post reports that Iran has begun enrichment activities on a new batch of uranium. The work is coming just a couple of days before the UN mandated deadline for halting those activities and should tell even the Clue Proof™ that Iran will not comply.

Iranian nuclear specialists have begun enriching a new batch of uranium in an apparent act of defiance just days ahead of a U.N. Security Council deadline for Tehran to stop such work or face the prospect of economic sanctions, officials in Washington and European capitals who have been monitoring Iran's efforts said yesterday.

Inspectors with the International Atomic Energy Agency plan to formally disclose the new enrichment work, as well as additional Iranian nuclear advances, in a report due out tomorrow, according to the officials, some of whom spoke on the condition of anonymity.

The officials stressed that the Iranians are working at a slow pace with small quantities of uranium, and that they are enriching the material to an extremely low level that could not be used for nuclear weapons. Still, it is unlikely that the Iranians will stop the work in time to meet the Security Council's deadline.

For three years, Iran and the United States have publicly sparred over a nuclear program that Tehran says it built to produce energy but which the Bush administration believes is a cover for nuclear weapons work. IAEA inspectors have been trying, without success, to determine the true nature of the program, which Iran kept secret for 18 years.

Notice the way that the unnamed IAEA officials downplay the work and assure everyone that it is only small amounts and low enrichment. Which they know how? Iran carried this program on in secret for years right under the noses of the UN. Nobody in the IAEA actually knows what the Iranians are doing, only what they have allowed the UN to see.

For the uninformed, uranium bombs are relatively easy to fabricate. Plutonium bombs require a rather sophisticated manufacturing capability and a fairly high level of infrastructure. Neither is beyond the capability of Iran.

Three More Charged In Airplane Bombing Plot

British authorities have charged three more people in the foiled plot to bomb aircraft headed to the US. This brings the total charged so far to 15, with about five more suspects in custody but not formally charged yet.

The three — Mohammed Yasar Gulzar, Mohammed Shamin Uddin and Nabeel Hussain — were also charged with preparing to commit terrorism by helping in an alleged plan to smuggle explosives aboard the planes, police said.

Eleven people have now been charged on those two counts. Four others were charged with lesser offenses, including having knowledge of a terrorist activity but not disclosing information about it.

A Scotland Yard statement said Gulzar, Uddin and Hussain conspired with eight other suspects in the alleged plot and had intended to commit "acts of terrorism engaged in conduct to give effect to their intention to smuggle the component parts of improvised explosive devices onto aircraft and assemble and detonate them on board."

All three men will be arraigned on Wednesday.

Of 25 people originally arrested, 15 have been charged and are being held by police, five others remain in custody without charge and five have been released.

Chief Magistrate Timothy Workman earlier ordered Nabeel Hussain's brother Mehran Hussain held in custody until Sept. 19. Mehran Hussain, and his other brother, Umair, are charged with failing to tell police about Nabeel's alleged involvement in what prosecutors say was a plot to down airliners using plastic and liquid explosives.

Workman also ordered Cossar Ali, 24, held in custody until Sept. 5, when her lawyer David Gottlieb said he intends to apply for bail. Ali, the only woman charged so far in connection with the alleged plot, is accused of failing to disclose information about a possible terrorist attack.

There is not word on whether the AP will be emulating the New York Times and blacking out their article from appearing in Britain. (Not that we're not in favor of the NYT moving to some other country where their fine standards will be much appreciated. After all, Cuba could use a good paper.)

Charming Tyrants

David Ignatius, who I have disagreed with on a number of occasions, today writes a column that falls into a trap of his own making. It is almost always a bit dangerous to reason by analogy, especially in the short term. Ignatius likens the situation between the West and Iran to Iranian driving habits. Chaotic, menacing, but ultimately usually successful.

TEHRAN — Drivers here play a high-risk game of chicken at every intersection. They barge into the frantic stream of traffic and you think there's going to be a crash for sure. But at the last moment someone usually gives way, and a collision is avoided.

Watching President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at a news conference here Tuesday, I had the same mesmerizing anxiety as a passenger in a Tehran taxi. He has moved boldly — recklessly, it seems to Americans — into the international traffic flow. He keeps revving his motor, and it looks as if he and the West might be heading for a dangerous crackup over Iran's nuclear program. Will there be a collision, or will leaders produce a compromise at the final instant? Normally, drivers here stop in time — except when they don't.

Well, it's as good an analogy as any other in an imperfect world, I suppose. Ignatius goes on to explain that the average Iranians don't want sanctions, but also are not really very worried about them. Where Ignatius falls into a trap of his own making is here, I think:

Seeing Ahmadinejad up close, you appreciate the fact that he is a formidable politician. He played the roomful of 150 journalists like a master performer. He has the look of a bantamweight fighter — compact and agile, punching well above his weight. He's quick on his feet, answering a broad range of questions, including some critical ones about the Iranian economy, but he came away unscratched. He speaks more softly than you'd expect, making jokes and, on this occasion, avoiding some of his usual anti-Israel bombast. But the hard edge is never far away. His eyes can twinkle one moment and then suddenly become dark as night. My strongest feeling at the end of his performance was: He may be cocky and eccentric, but don't underestimate him.

So Ignatius, falling for the immediate charm of the performance fails to see the other analogy that is present in the room. One of the most common traits tyrants have is that people who talk about them after meeting them is that they were charming. Quick and witty and able to play a room to the hilt. Ignatius, who I think has been more than a bit of an apologist on a number of occasions recently, seems not to see that Ahmadinejad is no different than any other charming tyrant with Messianic visions and dreams. Ignatius falls under the spell of the charming tyranny.

And doesn't see that his traffic analogy is more apt than he realizes. But it is a collision that is coming, not a last minute slamming on of the brakes.

Because charming tyrants have a poor record for yielding the right of way.

“The Minnow Would Be Lost”

Among the most long-lived of the silly '60s sitcoms is, of course, Gilligan's Island. Mindless entertainment that lasted for around three years on the Network and for what seems like centuries in syndication. I'm sure it's still playing somewhere. Well, now you can be the proud owner of one of the four boats that played the part of the SS Minnow. That's right shoppers, the 37 foot mahogany Wheeler Express Cruiser SS Minnow can be yours for a mere 99,000 Canadian dollars (89,500 US).

The SS Minnow set out on a "three-hour tour" with actor Bob Denver (Gilligan) and his gang, which wound up as castaways for three years on US primetime television, and their buffoonery replayed around the world for many decades.

"It's the same boat that was on Gilligan's Island … They used it when they went out on the water," said agent George Schultz, who is selling the boat for a retired friend, Scott Taylor.

The vessel, named after former US Federal Communications Commission chairman Newton Minow, whom show creator Sherwood Schwartz was quoted as saying "ruined television," is the third of four boats used in the sitcom, according to a fan website.

One was towed to Kauai for beach scenes. Another was rented for the opening credits in Honolulu Harbor and the other was a prop built by television studio CBS in the second season.

Taylor's Minnow was filmed in the opening credits of the second season at Marina Del Rey in Los Angeles, Schultz said.

According to the show's theme song: "The weather started getting rough/the tiny ship was tossed/if not for the courage of the fearless crew/the Minnow would be lost."

Indeed, the real Minnow capsized off Canada's West Coast during a trip from Alaska in 1993 after hitting a reef, rendering all of its electrical systems useless.

Yup, I checked. They got fans. A Wikipedia entry, too. And you thought Trekkies were dedicated! Here's the boat's listing, by the way. If any reader buys it, I expect and invite on a cruise. Just not a three hour tour, ok?

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