It’s Okay To Question Their Patriotism
Yup, in this case it is cut and dried. There is no doubt to any reasonable person. When they are stealing American flags from the graves of veterans, tearing them up and using them to make upholstery out of, you can question their patriotism.
EAU CLAIRE, Wis. - Groundskeepers at Forest Hill Cemetery thought it was kids who were stealing dozens of American flags. That is, until one found a giant squirrel's nest.
"I was mowing, looked up out into the distance, and something caught my eye," said Dave Ender, a groundskeeper employed by the Eau Claire Parks and Recreation Department.
He drove his riding lawnmower to a nearby street intersection and looked up a tree.
"Low and behold, I found the missing flags," Ender said.
They were ripped and serving as the foundation of a giant squirrel nest.
On the other hand maybe we're jumping to conclusions over here in the Crabitat. After all, nobody ever saw one of the squirrels with a flag. It is possible they were framed. Has anyone been keeping an eye on the chipmunks?
