Aliens In New Zealand

The are reports out of New Zealand that indicate their problems with aliens just got worse. Oh sure, the authorities are saying it was just an exploding meteor, but we have it  from the same irrefutable scientific minds that brought you the 9/11 conspiracy theories that it was actually aliens landing! No, honest. We can prove it: where is the wreckage?

WELLINGTON (Reuters) - A suspected exploding meteor plummeted to earth over New Zealand on Tuesday, leaving a long white trail and causing a sonic boom that rattled windows across the Pacific nation's South Island.

The boom was reported throughout the Canterbury region on the east coast, prompting a flood of calls to emergency services.

Eyewitnesses reported seeing a bright white trail in the sky with pieces breaking off.

"We witnessed part of an object just breaking up … it was bright and silver and it had purple and red flames and it landed in a paddock," a woman named Rae told Radio New Zealand.

There were no reports of any debris being found.

See, we told you! We could very well be the next Steven Jones! Or Kevin Barrett! We could get publicity from a gullible and foolish mass media! Alert the AP at once, loyal minions!!

Oh heck. We haven't any minions. Never mind.

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  By Santay, Tuesday, 12 September , 2006 @ 7:08 am

  Send Reuters out, they’ll have pictures of it in no time.

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