Yet Another Sign….

…Of the impending collapse of civilization: Plastic surgery for ugly fish.

The fish (a goldfish), which lives in a pond the Royal Museum of Scotland in Edinburgh, had a cyst over one of its eyes, leading some viewers to protest that it was unsightly.

But a spokesman said surgeons removed the fish's eye in the process.

"We sought professional advice and were told the best course of action would be to remove the eye as a precautionary measure," said the spokesman.

"The cyst has been removed but the fish is back in the pond and seems very happy."

We'd just like to point out that the whiners who complained about the ugly fish have cost that poor fish his eye. You turned him from a happy, if ugly specimen of Carassius auratus auratus into Carassius auratus cyclopsis. A half-blind goldfish. Don't you feel guilty? (We're doing our best to make feel that way! How are we doing so far?)

More Misleading Polling

I was going to beat up on this stupid, stupid CNN story and its misrepresentation of polling results, but Dan Riehl already did the heavy lifting. This one is really twisted, and Dan dismembers it perfectly.

Chicken And Rice Never Looked So Fashionable

Researchers from the University of Nebraska are working on processes to turn a couple of very common agricultural waste products into useful fibers to replace oil-based synthetics in clothing. Rice straw and chicken feathers to be exact. The process for converting rice straw is actually under patent review and is quite well developed. The chicken feathers are still in the early stages.

"All those wastes don't have to be wasted anymore," researcher textile scientist Yiqi Yang at the University of Nebraska at Lincoln told LiveScience.

World consumption of natural and synthetic fibers amounts to 67 million tons annually, which are used not just in clothing, but in carpets, vehicles, construction materials and a host of other everyday applications. Satisfying the increasing global demand for fibers could prove challenging in the near future, the scientists explained, because of the limited availability of cultivable land, as well as the increasing price and decreasing availability of petroleum.

Just like cotton

The researchers turned their eyes to the millions of tons of rice straw and chicken feathers available cheaply, abundantly and renewably worldwide as farming byproducts. Unlike petroleum-based fibers, barnyard fabrics are biodegradable, the scientists added.

Rice fabrics are the most developed of the two fabric concepts so far. They are based off rice straw, the stems of the rice plant left over after rice grains are harvested. As much as roughly two billion pounds of rice fibers are available from rice straw in the United States, with about 20 billion worldwide.

In an environmentally friendly process that is now under patent review, Yang and research scientist Narendra Reddy purified out rice fibers by dissolving the rest of the components of rice straw using a combination of enzymes and alkali. Common textile machinery can then spin the fibers into fabrics.

The rice fabrics will look and feel similar to cotton or linen. The total production cost of the rice fiber is estimated at about 50 cents per pound, while cotton currently sells for about 60 cents a pound, Yang said. "We're actively interested in attracting potential investors into the rice fabrics," he added.

But will wearing rice clothing give the wearer an uncontrollable urge for Chinese food? Inquiring minds want to know. We don't even want to speculate on the side effects from a chicken feather suit.

9/11 Mythology

Anne Applebaum has a column in the Telegraph that punctures one of the enduring myths about 9/11 that is being pimped really hard by the left and by a malleable mainstream media. The fairy tale goes something like, "America squandered all the good will that sprang from the 9/11 attacks. Their actions since have (insert any dire statement here)." As Applebaum points out, the so-called goodwill was completely gone from sight within hours of the attacks. It had dissipated before the rubble of the World Trade Center had stopped smoking.

Nevertheless, I think it's worth looking back at what people really felt on September 11, 2001, because not everyone felt the same, then or later. Certainly it's true that, five years ago, Tony Blair spoke of standing "shoulder to shoulder" with America, that Iain Duncan Smith (remember him?) echoed him, and that Jacques Chirac was on his way to Washington to say the same.

But it's also true that this initial wave of goodwill hardly outlasted the news cycle. Within a couple of days a Guardian columnist wrote of the "unabashed national egotism and arrogance that drives anti-Americanism among swaths of the world's population". A Daily Mail columnist denounced the "self-sought imperial role" of the United States, which he said had "made it enemies of every sort across the globe".

That week's edition of Question Time featured a sustained attack on Phil Lader, the former US ambassador to Britain – and a man who had lost colleagues in the World Trade Centre – who seemed near to tears as he was asked questions about the "millions and millions of people around the world despising the American nation". At least some Britons, like many other Europeans, were already secretly or openly pleased by the 9/11 attacks.

And all of this was before Afghanistan, before Tony Blair was tainted by his friendship with George Bush, and before anyone knew the word "neo-con", let alone felt the need to claim not to be one.

The dislike of America, the hatred for what it was believed to stand for – capitalism, globalisation, militarism, Zionism, Hollywood or McDonald's, depending on your point of view – was well entrenched. To put it differently, the scorn now widely felt in Britain and across Europe for America's "war on terrorism" actually preceded the "war on terrorism" itself. It was already there on September 12 and 13, right out in the open for everyone to see.

This myth, that somehow the US and George Bush squandered all that goodwill is complete nonsense. People with any kind of memory at all should be able to recall how vitriolic European opinion toward the US was well before 9/11. This is just the latest excuse in a long line of justifications for that irrational dislike. That our own left also parrots back the same nonsense is unfortunate but not really surprising. They have long shared common attitudes with Europe. Read the whole thing.

UPDATE: Sister Toldjah says not to miss the comment section under Applebaum's article. The hornets have come out to play. There are also a few good comments that are worth digging for:

I honestly don't believe that your average British person feels the hostility that the British media so obviously have towards America. I've been outraged time and again in the last two weeks by the BBC etc saying. "9/11 was America's fault for not preventing it by listening to the security experts that warned it could happen". Thank God for America, it's the only country that is standing up to this grave threat.
Posted by Jeff Potter on September 12, 2006 11:49 AM

Aliens In New Zealand

The are reports out of New Zealand that indicate their problems with aliens just got worse. Oh sure, the authorities are saying it was just an exploding meteor, but we have it  from the same irrefutable scientific minds that brought you the 9/11 conspiracy theories that it was actually aliens landing! No, honest. We can prove it: where is the wreckage?

WELLINGTON (Reuters) - A suspected exploding meteor plummeted to earth over New Zealand on Tuesday, leaving a long white trail and causing a sonic boom that rattled windows across the Pacific nation's South Island.

The boom was reported throughout the Canterbury region on the east coast, prompting a flood of calls to emergency services.

Eyewitnesses reported seeing a bright white trail in the sky with pieces breaking off.

"We witnessed part of an object just breaking up … it was bright and silver and it had purple and red flames and it landed in a paddock," a woman named Rae told Radio New Zealand.

There were no reports of any debris being found.

See, we told you! We could very well be the next Steven Jones! Or Kevin Barrett! We could get publicity from a gullible and foolish mass media! Alert the AP at once, loyal minions!!

Oh heck. We haven't any minions. Never mind.

You Think You’re Having A Bad Day?

If you think you're having a bad day, reflect for a moment upon the tale of a bicyclist in Greenville, South Carolina. He was riding without a helmet and without proper lighting on his bicycle, so it is not particularly surprising that a driver didn't see him and hit him with a car. The driver of the car stopped and apparently called for an ambulance. While the wounded bicyclist was sitting and waiting for help to arrive, another car approached.

And hit him again.

GREENVILLE, S.C. - A driver has been charged with leaving the scene of an accident with injuries after her car hit a bicyclist who was in the road waiting on an ambulance to treat him for injuries after being hit by another car.

Shannon Harris of Anderson turned herself in to investigators Sunday night after initially leaving the scene of the accident, said Lance Cpl. Kathy Hiles, a spokeswoman for the Highway Patrol.

The bike rider, whose name has not been released, was in serious condition at Anderson Area Medical Center, Hiles said. He was not wearing a helmet and his bike lacked proper lighting, Hiles said.

No charges were filed against the first driver.

Grouper Wins Tournament

A Goliath Grouper won the first ever Florida Fisherman Derby by hauling in a 43 year old spear fisherman. This would be a tournament by and for fish, incidentally.

MIAMI (Reuters) - A Florida diver shot a large grouper with a spear gun then apparently drowned when the fish sped into a hole, entangling the man in the line attached to the spear, investigators said on Monday.

The 42-year-old man, whose name was withheld, was free-diving in about 25 feet (7.5 metres) of water off the lower Florida Keys on Saturday and speared a Goliath Grouper, Monroe County Sheriff's Detective Mark Coleman said.

"It looks like the fish wrapped the line attached to the spear around the victim's wrist. The fish then went into a hole in a coral rock, effectively pinning the man to the bottom of the ocean," Coleman said in a news release.

Remember, when you enter the ocean, you enter the food chain.

New Passport Requirements

New regulations are going into effect that will require a valid US passport for entry or re-entry from places that have not required passports up until now. If you are planning a trip to Canada, Mexico or the Caribbean, you will now have to have a passport to get back into the US. Up until now it has been possible to use a driver's license.

Under new government regulations, by Dec. 31, travelers to and from the Caribbean, Mexico and Canada — plus Bermuda and Panama — will be required to have a passport to enter or re-enter the United States.

A year later, on Dec. 31, 2007, the requirement will be extended to all land-based border crossings as well.

This is a change from prior travel requirements under which you could go to Canada, Mexico or most Caribbean countries and re-enter the U.S. with a driver's license and birth certificate.

To find out how to get a passport, visit the State Department's travel Web site at http://www.travel.state.gov, or call the U.S. National Passport Information Center at 877-487-2778.

For a list of post offices, town clerk's offices and other facilities where passports are processed, type in your zip code at http://www.iafdb.travel.state.gov/. There are more than 7,700 such locations around the country.

Allow six weeks for processing. Peak domestic passport processing is between January and July, so you'll get your passport more quickly if you apply between August and December. You can also pay for expedited service in an emergency.

If you're 16 or older, the fees for getting a new passport total $97, not including the cost of getting passport photos. For children under 16, the fees total $82. Passport renewals are $67.

I can't say as I'm happy with this development. Perhaps now we can start talking again about our porous border with Mexico where it is all too easy for illegals to enter the country even as it becomes more difficult for citizens to get across the border.

US Embassy In Syria Attacked

Reports from Damascus indicate that four gunmen with automatic weapons and hand grenades attempted to storm the US Embassy in Damascus, Syria. Three attackers were killed by Syrian security forces and the fourth wounded. The attackers did not get inside the compound.

The assailants apparently did not breach the high walls surrounding the white embassy compound in a diplomatic neighborhood of Damascus. But a Chinese diplomat was slightly injured by a stray bullet during the attack, China's government news agency said.

A witness said one Syrian guard outside the embassy also was killed, but the government did not immediately confirm that. At the embassy in Damascus, as at most American embassies worldwide, a local guard force patrols outside the compound's walls while U.S. Marine guards are mostly responsible for guarding classified documents and fighting off attackers inside the compound.

Witnesses also said the gunmen tried to throw hand grenades into the embassy compound, shouting "Allah Akbar!" or "God is great!" It was not clear if any of the grenades made it over the walls, which are about 8 feet high.

It does not appear that US Marines go involved at all since the attackers did not come close to breaching the gates.

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