Superhero Woman

Well, at least the mayor of Gallatin, Tennessee has a sense of humor. Even when his good nature is taken advantage of, he can still laugh about it. Mayor Don Wright was happy to allow some filmmakers to use his office for a few hours to shoot some scenes for a film. They sort of failed to tell him what the movie was, though.

Thong Girl 3.

"I had no idea what the movie was about," Wright said on Friday. "They told me it was about a superhero woman and there was no nudity or offensive stuff in it. Other than that, I really didn't have a clue."

According to the Thong Girl Web site, heroine Lana Layonme wears a red thong under a cape as she flies over Nashville repelling a villain who is trying to turn country music performers into rappers. The movie is the third in a series released only on DVD.

"They said it was family friendly," said Wright who let the locally-based crew use his office for two hours. "We've had a lot of movies filmed in this area during the past few years. In fact, I think Sally Field was in one of them. Anyhow, I thought it was good for business."

Incidentally, the Thong Girl Films Site is currently inaccessible because it ran out of bandwidth. Not that we were trying to look. We here at Blue Crab Boulevard are always doing research to help our readers out. We only read the articles. Honest.

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