Just A Better Class Of Criminal
Wow, who knew the the state of New Hampshire has such high-class criminals? I mean in most places, when some robber knocks over a store, they're a fairly scruffy lot. Not in Brentwood, New Hampshire, though. Nope. Up there the robbers wear tuxedos. With purple shirts.
Police in Brentwood said a gunman in a purple shirt and a tuxedo robbed a store in their town around 9 a.m., then jumped into a Cadillac and led police on a 100-mph chase. Police said the robber, still armed, ran into the woods after crashing his car in Kingston shortly before 10 a.m.
Schools were locked down as police with dogs and a helicopter searched the woods off Route 125 and the area of the Kingston Fairgrounds.
Police said they captured Eugene Fitzgerald, 36, Monday afternoon.
Officers said they found Fitzgerald, an unemployed welder, strolling through the intersection of Mill and Coach roads at 1:45 p.m.
"The guy was wearing shorts, walking down the street, drinking an iced tea," Rockingham County Sheriff Dan Linehan said.
Oh well, of course they had to catch him after that faux pas of his. One should only wear the green shirt with the tuxedo when knocking over a store. The purple one is for banks.
Criminal Masterminds | Gaius Tuesday, 19 September , 2006
By old_dawg, Tuesday, 19 September , 2006 @ 7:19 pm
Can someone explain how an unemployed welder can afford a Caddy, a tux, and a purple shirt? Even the employed welders around here drive Ford trucks and wear overalls with T-shirts.
By Gaius, Tuesday, 19 September , 2006 @ 7:29 pm
Must be a better class of unemployed welder, too…..