Moose Demands Admission To College

A moose walked onto the campus of Northern Michigan University and demanded admission. He even broke a window trying to get in.

MARQUETTE, Mich. - A moose that wandered onto the Northern Michigan University campus and broke a dormitory window might have been looking for love in all the wrong places, a wildlife expert said.

City police chased the animal away after the Tuesday evening incursion at Magers Hall, Detective Capt. Mike Angeli said. It was unclear whether the moose got inside the building.

"It's not unusual for a moose to do something like this now," said Dean Beyer, a Michigan Department of Natural Resources wildlife biologist who has an office at Northern Michigan. "We're in the middle of the (mating) rut right about now.

Wait. This might be even worse than we thought! Maybe he wasn't looking for a college education at all. Maybe it was a moose panty raid. The animal upraising is completely out of control!