New, Foolproof Anti-Burglary Tool!

A dental researcher has unwittingly discovered the perfect, foolproof tool to rid your home of pesky burglars before they can steal anything! It is devastatingly effective at repelling thieves!

Severed human heads!

A dentist had stored the mummified heads, which he used for research, in a chest in the basement. Burglars stumbled upon the collection when they broke in, police said.

"The burglars were looking for loot when they discovered the heads," said a spokeswoman for Austrian police. "From what it looks like, they just left them lying and bolted away."

Austrian authorities said they were investigating whether there had been a breach of the regulations for storing research materials.

One wonders what else they left lying around. But seriously, if you do plan on installing some of these burglar repellent devices, do remember to use properly mummified ones. Fresh ones are prone to leaks.