One Too Many Tokes, Dude
The problem with long-term marijuana usage appears to be that it makes you really, really stupid. Stupid enough to carry your freshly harvested crop in your arms right past the County Sheriff's office. In broad daylight.
Polk County Chief Deputy Mark Burdock said he did a double-take when he looked out his office window at the county jail and saw Janssen walking down the sidewalk, carrying his freshly harvested crop.
"I look out the window … , and I see him walking north carrying a green leafy substance, all pulled up by its roots," Burdock said. "He was carrying it like you'd carry a bundle of presents. It was tall enough where he was looking over the top of them, and he's just walking like nothing's going on."
Burdock said he went outside and yelled at Janssen, who walked right over to him, still carrying the plants.
Janssen said the plants were part of his marijuana grown near the Des Moines River, but wouldn't say exactly where, Burdock said.
Janssen was also carrying a couple of two pound bags of processed marijuana. The mind boggles.
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By Black Jack, Saturday, 23 September , 2006 @ 3:02 pm
Janssen ranks right up there with the guy who called the cops to report someone had broken into his house and taken his stash of high quality pot.