Ah Ha! The Truth Comes Out!
We reported a few days back that the Australian government had blocked a crocodile feeding program. Even though the plan was widely endorsed by crocodiles, the government would not let rank amatuers go into the saltwater marshes to "hunt" crocodiles. The crocs were disappointed. But now, at last, we know the real reason the plan was blocked! Because it interfered with the goverment's own feeding program!
They are feeding convicts to the Crocodiles!
Prisoners in the remote Northern Territory may be finding they've bitten off more than they can chew as they are trained as crocodile handlers under a programme aimed at encouraging them to turn over a new leaf.
"The course is the first of its kind in Australia and will give prisoners the real life skills that they can use back in their communities," Northern territories Justice Minister Syd Stirling said Thursday.
The programme is being run in conjunction with the Darwin Correctional Centre Darwin Crocodile Farm, Australia's largest crocodile farm which houses more than 36,000 of the deadly and prehistoric reptiles.
Oh sure. They pretend it's a job training program, but we know the truth. They say there are five prisoners in the pilot program. How many were there when they started? Note the name of the prison as well. Ever heard of the Darwin Awards?
By ktel, Thursday, 28 September , 2006 @ 8:03 pm
Bwahahahahahahaha! Gimme a toothpick.