Even More Deadly Than The Animal Uprising
Oakland, California authorities are essentially clueless about a lot of things, but especially the dangers of the animal uprising and the even more frightening animal mafia. So they don't understand the significance of the find residents recently made.
A dead llama in the middle of the city.
At first, East Oakland residents assumed the 400-pound animal with black and white spots was a horse and called the city's animal control department to report the find.
"At first it looked like a horse — all we saw was a head sticking out from a tarp," said Andrew Gordon, with Oakland's Animal Control Field Services. "But I looked at it closely, and I said, 'Look at the ears — that's a llama.' "
The llama's legs were tied up and it was covered with a tarp, but it appears to have died of old age, Gordon said.
Residents of the Oakland hills sometimes keep llamas, who are members of the camel family, as pets.
"I can't think of any reason someone would just dump it," he said. "People who have animals that good usually have money."
The tied feet give it away. It was a professional hit by the animal mafia. This is gangland-style llama-butchery. (Apologies to the Llama Butchers).
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Blue Crab Boulevard » Blog Archive » NOW We Know Why The Llama Got It — Thursday, 28 September , 2006 @ 5:53 pm
By Bleepless, Thursday, 28 September , 2006 @ 4:18 pm
Heartless wretch! You did not even snivel about whether the llama had a mamma. I bet she is plaintively assuring herself, “Andes gonna come home, mon.”