FLASH! Trans Fat Causes Global Warming!

Well, okay, that's not exactly what Al Gore supposedly told the UN. But according to Drudge, he did say that cigarettes were a "significant contributor to global warming".

Uh, sure, Al. What the hell are you smoking?

This man seriously wants to be thought of as a contender for 2008? Please. Consider: Every time every person on earth exhales – without a cigarette – they dump a quantity of carbon dioxide into the air. Non-smokers outnumber smokers significantly. Therefore, non-smokers contribute more to global warming than smokers do. A single cow's flatulence is probably more than several cartons of cigarettes in terms of hydrocarbons.

If Gore did say this (Drudge is Drudge and is 0 for 2 here on the Boulevard) this is probably the dumbest thing every said by a global warming extremist. Or right up there. Remarks like this do more to discredit their source than they do to advance any discussion about the topic.

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3 Responses to FLASH! Trans Fat Causes Global Warming!

  1. Blackhawk says:

    “Uh, sure, Al. What the hell are you smoking?”

    BUT…did he inhale?

  2. syn says:

    An English Lit professor, friend of the family, believes everything Gore manufactured in his film The Inconvenient Truth, the creepy part is she’s not smoking anything.

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