Kangaroo Invasion Of Europe Continues

The last report was from Ireland, now it's France. More krazed killer kangaroos on the loose. This time they say the beasts escaped from a "children's reform center".

LYON, France (AFP) – Two kangaroos escaped from a children's reform centre in France were seen bounding off in their newfound freedom near the eastern city of Lyon.

Around 20 officers and firemen and two sniffer dogs were tracking the bouncy marsupials, native to Australia, and driving them slowly back to their enclosure police said Friday.

An officer was standing by with a tranquiliser dart in case the animals — which can use their powerful hind legs as weapons — became dangerous.

Do you realize the implications here? These killers were being kept in a prison. The authorities are downplaying this. These are krazed kriminal killer kangaroos. Why, they are probably known assassins. Maybe it's time to do a sequel to The Day of the Jackal. The day of the Kangaroo……