German police have put out an all points bulletin on some missing breasts. While we here at Blue Crab Boulevard have been known to take a few minor liberties with some stories, we swear we are not making this up.
BERLIN (Reuters) – A German plastic surgeon who was cheated out of payment by several women has given pictures of their enlarged breasts to police, in the hope the photos will help trace them.
"The women registered under fake names," Michael Koenig, a surgeon in Cologne, told Bild newspaper. "After the operations, which lasted about an hour, they just ran away."
"Tanja" went out for "fresh air" after 8,000-euro ($10,000) surgery to enlarge her breasts. "She never came back and never paid," Koenig said. He now plans to demand payment in advance.
Bild published a five-column picture of Tanja's naked breasts. "It's probably the most unusual wanted poster police ever had," the newspaper wrote.
I suspect the doctor isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, however. Wouldn't a face shot be a bit more convenient for the police? I mean it's not as if the police are going to conduct a breast to breast search. At least we don't think they would. Oh, the Bild-Zeitung page is here. It is NOT in any way whatsoever safe for work. Well, the nose is. And the picture of the doctor. But the other part is right out. Incidentally, she's apparently not safe in traffic accidents.