All the way back in July, we brought you the chilling tale of Oskar, the hurtling hound of hell and his rain of terror in Sosnowiec, Poland. We use the word "rain" advisedly. For Oskar, despite the attempt to blame the drunk guy, actually launched himself out the second floor window and rained down upon an innocent passerby. Now we have a report that the vicious aerial attacks have spread to New Hampshire! The animal uprising has paratroops.
Police were looking for a man who reportedly robbed a car driver at knifepoint Saturday night. Police say Michael Mount, 30, pulled a knife on the driver of a car in which he was a passenger, forced her off the road and stole her purse.
Police called in their dog, Agbar, to track Mount.
They say Agbar fell from a second-story window while on the hunt, but was not hurt, and led officers to Mount, who was arrested outside his apartment.
What they are obviously covering up here is that Agbar (which sort of looks like Oskar if you screw your eyes up just right) jumped on purpose and narrowly missed hitting a pedestrian! How do we know that? Because why else would the dog hurl itself from a second story window? Hah! Definitive proof, indeed! So, if you live in Gilford, New Hampshire, you had better get a very strong umbrella. For the rain of terror is just beginning!
