It was only a matter of time. Some of the forces of the animal uprising are turning on one another in a species-on-species bloodbath of unparalleled , er, beastliness. Them being beasts and all. Or in this case birds. London's St. James Park was the scene of one such battle of the birds. A cannibal pelican went on a rampage and swallowed a pigeon. No, really. They even have pictures. High definition, too. Best quote: "It was kicking and flapping the whole way down."
Hey! Wait a minute! This could be big. Instead of Poisoning Pigeons in the Park we could use pelicans! Pigeon punishing pelicans!