Cannibal Pelicans On The March

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It was only a matter of time. Some of the forces of the animal uprising are turning on one another in a species-on-species bloodbath of unparalleled , er, beastliness. Them being beasts and all. Or in this case birds. London's St. James Park was the scene of one such battle of the birds. A cannibal pelican went on a rampage and swallowed a pigeon. No, really. They even have pictures. High definition, too. Best quote: "It was kicking and flapping the whole way down."

Hey! Wait a minute! This could be big. Instead of Poisoning Pigeons in the Park we could use pelicans! Pigeon punishing pelicans!

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4 Responses to Cannibal Pelicans On The March

  1. What annoyed me about this story is they all stood around, and the photographer went snap happy, for twenty minutes waiting to see if the pelican could pull it off.

  2. BubbaB says:

    Whoa!! That is just freakin’ creepy!!

  3. Gaius says:

    All the best news can be found right here in the Crabitat.

  4. BubbaB says:

    Now that I think about it, I can imagine people sitting around, saying, “Hey, I’ll bet you 50 bucks that pelican ends up eating that pigeon.” “You’re on!!”

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