Unsuccessful Experiment

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Well, we have the first reported failure of the animal uprising's genetic experiment program. One of their four-legged attack chicken experiments has turned out badly. The chicken kicked the bucket. With all four legs, apparently.

WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AFP) – Forzie, the four-legged chicken hatched in New Zealand last month, has died, and it appears it was an extra anus rather than the extra legs which led to its death.

"He developed two bottoms and I think he got glugged up," said owner Marlene Dickey.

Dickey said she was surprised by Forzie's death, as he was slowly gaining feathers.

"He was a bit of a laugh," she said.

Looking ungainly on its extra legs, the bird was an exception to the rule that chickens with defects are not normally born alive.

You wouldn't be laughing if it had turned out to be successful. We still need to be vigilant. The next generation may be already under development. Here's Forzie's mug shot, by the way.

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