The Zombie Races Down Under
Australia has a major problem on its hands. It seems the zombies are stealing cars and drag racing them all over the countryside. The authorities are trying to blame it on living people, though.
Police in Sydney said 240 people were under investigation over the speeding scam, where hundreds of motorists blamed either the same dead man, or a person living in another state, for driving their cars at the time of the speeding offences.
"These offences amount to fraud and, if proven, those involved could face stiff penalties including imprisonment," New South Wales Police Superintendent Daryl Donnolly said in a statement on Saturday.
The police investigation found hundreds of people named the same man from Sydney's west, who died five years ago, as the person who was driving their vehicle when it was speeding.
The audit was prompted by a well-publicized case where a retired Federal court judge avoided a fine. It seems a dead woman was driving his car at the time of the offense. Now we know very well why the authorities are trying to pin this on the living. Zombies are notoriously short on funds. After all, everyone knows that you can't take it with you.





