Live Down Under Zombie Located!

We told you about the zombies stealing cars from law-abiding citizens of Australia expressly for the purpose of drag racing around the countryside. The authorities are, of course, trying to pin the blame on actual, living Australians since living people have more money. But now, those folks under pressure from the government about unpaid speeding tickets have found a real live living zombie person to blame the zombie speeding tickets on!

A SOUTH Australian businessman has been inundated with traffic fines from NSW after hundreds of alleged traffic fine evaders claimed he had been driving their cars. NSW police have found his name on at least 140 statutory declarations sworn by drivers between the end of 2002 and May last year.

The 53-year-old man said last night he had received at least 300 demands from the NSW State Debt Recovery Office.

"They are still turning up at my parents' home, only last week one arrived," he said.

The victim believes the scam started when he rented a car.

"I hired a sports car in Sydney and had to hand over my personal drivers licence," he said, speaking on the condition his name was not published.

The scam had taken its toll on his elderly parents, he said.

"I live with my Mum and Dad who are both in their eighties and it has been very stressful.

"How would you feel if you were their age and all these letters kept arriving at the house saying pay up for this speeding, parking or traffic camera offence? Since all this has happened, my father has suffered a stroke and my mother has not been well."

Isn't that a heartwarming tale? Folks giving the dead a chance to drive as fast as they want all over the Australian countryside! It's like Shaun of the Dead meets MOPAR!

(More than 50 people have been arrested over the weekend for these claims, by the way. More arrests are expected. Bad enough trying to hang it on the dead, going after the innocent who are still alive is really underhanded).