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Every room equipped with cable television, vibrating bed, hot showers and cold-blooded reptiles.
GREENSBORO, N.C. - Authorities trying to serve an arrest warrant at a motel instead found some sharp-toothed guests. U.S. marshals and High Point police found a 3-foot alligator and a 3-foot caiman — similar to an alligator — in a fish tank at a Red Roof Inn in Greensboro. They didn't, however, find the suspect they had sought.
The man who had the animals in his room was arrested on charges unrelated to the animals, U.S. Marshals Service officials said.
The alligator and caiman were taken to the Guilford County Animal Shelter.
"We've had exotic animals before, but nothing like this," shelter director Marsha Williams said, adding that the reptiles were in good condition.
We here at Blue Crab Boulevard note with grave concern this latest development in the Animal Uprising™. We have a strong suspicion as to why the police were unable to locate their suspect. Did they check inside the reptiles? Hit men that can self-dispose of the evidence. A very bad sign, indeed.
By mokus, Thursday, 16 November , 2006 @ 9:07 pm
Another possibility is since the perps were in Greensboro, they may have been at Stamey’s BBQ. It’s one of the very best in all the country.
http://www.stameys.com/