Don't let her do it! For the love of all that is holy, can't you understand that she has been set up! The Animal Uprising™ wanted her in the other job. And there must have been a reason! McQ describes his wife asking for a sign to help choose between two job offers. But the sign was not what she was asking for!
When she got to the offices, a guy who works there was standing outside. "Don't go in", he said, "there's someone in there and I've called the cops".
Sure that it was burglars caught in the act, Jan got back in her car and locked it up. 3 squad cars arrived, and with weapons drawn, two policemen entered the building while one watched the back.
Long delay and the two who went in come out smiling and shaking their head. Jan walks up to them and asks if everything was all right. They assure her it is and then inform her and the guy that it was a group of raccoons who'd somehow found their way into the offices, and, apparently, had a fine time of it in there.
"It's a mess in there", one of the policemen said.
"What kind of a mess", Jan asked.
"Well they were pretty rambunctious and they really messed up one of the desks in there." The officers had escorted the perpetrators out of the back door and they'd taken off into the woods.
The policeman told them,"it's safe to go in now."
Jan quickly walked in and went directly to her office – one among many, many offices.
Guess where they had had their party? Yup. And not only that, they'd left a steaming, stinking pile of raccoon poop right in the center of her desk.
She took the other job. The raccoons wanted her to take the other job, don't you see? Excuse me, they say it's time for the medication again.
