Nope, Won’t Hurt A Bit

John "Cat in the Hat" Kerry informed the world today that his "botched" joke in the week before the election wouldn't hurt his chances for another run at the presidency. No, really, he did.

"Not in the least," Kerry, the Democratic presidential nominee in 2004, said when asked if the furor over his comment had caused him to reconsider a 2008 race. "The parlor game of who's up, who's down, today or tomorrow, if I listened to that stuff, I would never have won the nomination."

Of course, many people suspect that there may be another person's ambitions involved in Kerry's attempt to get another chance in 2008. That other person may be, shall we say, "prompting" the hat man to get him focused. That person may have found a way to get his attention.

  • By old_dawg, Sunday, 19 November , 2006 @ 8:09 pm

    He is right. Since his chances of a Presidential win are nil, his stupid joke will have no effect.

  • By sarge, Monday, 20 November , 2006 @ 2:14 am

    Did I mention that photo of the troops holding that sign mocking Kerry was taken at the camp I live on? The guys holding it are from my brigade.

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