The Mayor of a small town in Brazil appears to be all set to support the "global orgasm for peace" by getting the town's senior citizens all ready for the action. To make sure all the towns dirty old men are fully prepared, he handing out free Viagra.
"Since we started the free distribution of sexual stimulants, our elderly population changed. They're much happier," said Joao de Souza Luz, the mayor of Novo Santo Antonio, a small town in the central state of Mato Grosso.
Souza Luz said 68 men over the age of 60 had already signed up for the program, which was approved by the town's legislature and has been dubbed "Happy Penis," or "Pinto Alegre" in Portuguese.
But the program has also had the unforeseen consequence of encouraging some extra-marital affairs, Souza Luz said.
"Some of the old men aren't seeking out their wives. They've got romances on the side," he said.
The mind boggles. Elderly adulterers for peace! (Please note that I refrained from misspelling that).
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