A Timely Treatise On Turkeys
The annual pardoning of the White House turkey has occurred. The birds, named Flyer and Fryer were given formal presidential pardons, a tradition started in 1947 by Harry S Truman. But since Thanksgiving is upon us, we here at Blue Crab Boulevard thought it would be a good idea to explore the varieties of turkeys available this year. Most people will eat domestic turkey:
Some will have an intrepid hunter in the family and get to eat some wild turkey:
Some purists will insist on heritage turkeys, the almost forgotten breeds that reputedly taste better than the modern domestic turkey:
Some will be unlucky enough to be served a tofu turkey:
If you are unlucky and get the tofu bird, we recommend a healthy serving of the other Wild Turkey to help kill the taste.
Regardless, have a very happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
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stikNstein….has no mercy » Blog Archive » What Should We be thankful for? — Wednesday, 22 November , 2006 @ 3:47 pm
By crosspatch, Wednesday, 22 November , 2006 @ 3:02 pm
Funny billboard.
By Gaius, Wednesday, 22 November , 2006 @ 3:25 pm
Heh.
By TC@LeatherPenguin, Wednesday, 22 November , 2006 @ 3:42 pm
Hmm. Wild TURKEY!!!
Check’s the wristband…
By TC@LeatherPenguin, Wednesday, 22 November , 2006 @ 3:43 pm
I’m CLEAN!
By stiknstein, Wednesday, 22 November , 2006 @ 3:44 pm
Ever wonder why vegetarians like to mold their tofu into the shape of a dead animal to eat it?
………..just saying
stik
By Gaius, Wednesday, 22 November , 2006 @ 3:57 pm
Heh- good point stik!