Words Of Wisdom From Animal House
If only the Swedish authorities had made it mandatory for all the moose in Sweden to watch the movie Animal House, this would never have occurred. The immortal words of Dean Vernon Wormer to Kent "Flounder" Dorfman could have prevented this tragedy! "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." But, alas. It is too late. The moose drowned.
"The moose appears to have eaten too many fermented apples and become confused out on the ice," Luleaa police spokesman Erik Kummu told Aftonbladet on Thursday.
Emergency services were scrambled but they were unable to save the four-legged apple thief.
For several days prior to the moose's demise, local residents had contacted police after seeing the animal munch its way through rotting fruit, Aftonbladet said.
This may well be the same drunken "elk" we reported on earlier. But then again, the story says that alcoholic moose are common in Sweden. Really, what else is there to do in the long winters?
By Bleepless, Thursday, 23 November , 2006 @ 5:51 pm
If I didn’t know better, I’d think that this was a covert counterattack by the Swedes against the Animal Conspiracy.