Demon In Disguise

Well now I really think that you should have guessed by now
That I'm a Demon, uh,  in Disguise
You're just a little bit behind all the rest somehow
I mean you missed all the hints that showed the truth to the wise
 
You know you shouldn't let the glasses fool ya
Stand beside me when you measure my size
Don't let false estimations rule ya
So even you might come to realize
 
I am a Demon in Disguise
(David Bromberg, Demon in Disguise)

Some people seem to think we're joking when we post yet another entry about the Animal Uprising™. They think it's funny when we tell them about alligators impersonating doormats. Some people, on the other hand, think we're crazy. Hence the visits from the health department. But we carry on, trying desperately to get the word out. But now, just maybe, people will finally realize how serious this all is. Because there is photographic proof this time! Just wait until the next time you go out to enjoy a little pickup game of volleyball. There you are, playing away and suddenly, wham, you're gored by the murderous antlers of a deadly demon deer disguised as the volleyball net.

And it is not the only example!

You'll be sorry you laughed. Or called the health department!