Another Plot Foiled

The Animal Uprising™ tried a frightening new tactic in Two Rivers, Wisconsin that fortunately failed. Imagine the damage that could happen to your home if a flaming Kamikaze squirrel was running around in it. As in really on fire.

TWO RIVERS, Wis. - One squirrel got a fiery surprise when it apparently got curious about a chimney. The squirrel fell down a chimney at a Two Rivers home and landed in a fire in a fireplace Monday night, said Two Rivers Assistant Fire Chief Gary Shavlik.

The squirrel escaped the fire and ran around the house, Shavlik said.

Firefighters later caught it and called Wildlife of Wisconsin, an agency that helps wild animals. The squirrel suffered from bloody paws.

The fools rescued the ambulatory tiki torch? Are you all mad? He'll just do it again, this time with an accelerant!