Exciting New Film Project!

We here at Blue Crab Boulevard are proud to be the first to report this completely unbelievable Hollywood rumor! In a complete change of pace from his usual films, Wes Craven has signed on to an exciting new film project for the Disney Studio! This is bigger than big, more colossal than colossal. This will be Oscar material for sure!

Craven will direct the next installment of the Bambi franchise! That's right, we have it on good authority from our usually unintelligible sources that Bambi III: Hell Spawn is in the works! And we have an exclusive picture of the star-to-be of this gripping epic:

Spoiler alert: The hunters are screwed.