“Hello? I’d Like To Report A Robbery….

…..Someone stole a pound of my marijuana."

WICHITA, Kan. – A Wichita man called 911 to report he was the victim of an armed robbery. The theft? A pound of marijuana worth about $1,100 that he had been trying to sell at his home.

The victim told police Thursday that a buyer had pulled out a sawed-off shotgun and stole the drugs.

Police brought in a drug-sniffing dog to the house and located more marijuana and drug paraphernalia.

Don't you wish they'd release that particular tape? I'll bet he was indignant about being arrested, too. Well, I'm glad we finally got another criminal mastermind, it was beginning to look like the crooks had suddenly run out of geniuses. Guess not.