Daily Archives: December 12, 2006

Two Words For David Duke

Posted on December 12, 2006 by Gaius

Bite me. Or another two. Bite me. Oops, same two. Oh well. You can't improve on perfection. Frankly, one hopes David Duke stays in Iran with his new pal, Mahmoud. Because he'd really be happier there with a like-minded cretin … Continue reading →

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Hot Manatee Love

Posted on December 12, 2006 by Gaius

One simply is awed by some of the strange and utterly weird changes being wrought upon society by the internet. Take for example http://www.hornymanatee.com/, a site that did not even exist until Conan O'Brien used that (up until then) website in … Continue reading →

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Only So Much Bandwidth

Posted on December 12, 2006 by Gaius

M. Zuhdi Jasser, a physician from Phoenix, Arizona has a few words for the six imams who were removed from an airliner in Minneapolis. They are not words of support. The preponderance of evidence points to some troubling coincidences during … Continue reading →

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Paging Lorena Bobbitt

Posted on December 12, 2006 by Gaius

Your services are needed straight away. Please report to the English town of – and I swear I am are not making this up – Penistone. There's a large, um, Christmas tree that one of the resident's of the town, er, erected, … Continue reading →

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Talk To Iran?

Posted on December 12, 2006 by Gaius

James Baker and his pals on the Iraq Study Group recommended that the US negotiate with Iran. And put pressure on Israel. Which solves nothing but does embolden Iran. Their president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad just proved that rather openly. He called … Continue reading →

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Fallen Caryatid

Posted on December 12, 2006 by Gaius

“…Here we have another emotional symbol – but wrought with exquisite artistry. Ben, for three thousand years architects designed buildings with columns shaped as female figures. At last Rodin pointed out that this was work too heavy for a girl. … Continue reading →

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Oh Ye Of Little Faith

Posted on December 12, 2006 by Gaius

A while back we reported on the unfortunate demise of Rudolph the Red-Nosed flank steak when he visited a remote area of Alaska at a particularly bad time. Well, it was bad for him, but extremely tasty for the folks … Continue reading →

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Sobbing Crocodiles

Posted on December 12, 2006 by Gaius

''Scuse me,' said the Elephant's Child most politely, 'but my father has spanked me, my mother has spanked me, not to mention my tall aunt, the Ostrich, and my tall uncle, the Giraffe, who can kick ever so hard, as … Continue reading →

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Kofi Grounds

Posted on December 12, 2006 by Gaius

Investor's Business Daily takes a hard look at the farewell speech by Kofi Annan yesterday. They are not at all amused by the departing hypocrite-in-chief or his anti-American screed. Departing U.N. chief Kofi Annan has much to answer for during his … Continue reading →

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A Grave Mistake

Posted on December 12, 2006 by Gaius

Officials of the annual Rose Parade in Pasadena, California are making a very grave mistake. It seems that they have disregarded our warnings and will allow llamas into the event this year. PASADENA, Calif. – Llamas have waited 15 years … Continue reading →

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Gore’s Running!

Posted on December 12, 2006 by Gaius

He's crisscrossing the country campaigning like mad. He's making speech after speech and appearing on any media outlet he can. He's courting likely voters any way he can, even planning an appearance via satellite hookup right in people's living rooms. … Continue reading →

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Differing Realities

Posted on December 12, 2006 by Gaius

President Bush met with people who, unlike the Baker Commission, actually have military experience. He was apparently told, in no uncertain terms, that several of the ISG recommendations were appallingly bad ideas. Reduction in troop strength and opening negotiations with … Continue reading →

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Spy Nation

Posted on December 12, 2006 by Gaius

It seems that Vladimir Putin is finding himself in very familiar company these days. Many of the prominent business leaders, especially in the energy sector are old pals. There are more and more former KGB officers filling those positions. MOSCOW … Continue reading →

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