When Potatoes Are Outlawed

Only outlaws will have potatoes. A woman in Liberty, Ohio assaulted a grocery store manager with a sack of potatoes after an argument over having to wait in line.

Scott Renzenbrink, 45, told police a clerk having problems with a customer called him to the register. The customer told him she was upset about the wait and struck the manager in the back of head with the potatoes when he was walking away after the conversation, according to police.

A witness followed the woman out to the parking lot and took down her license plate number.

Calls for an assault potato ban are expected momentarily.