Cooperating In Their Own Destruction

Germany, at the demand of Eurocrats, is delivering itself right into the hands – er, paws – of the Animal Uprising™. The Euro-weenies are demanding that Germany repopulate Eastern Germany with giant, killer hamsters. Generations of East German farmers labored mightily under the former communist regime to eradicate the beasts. Now the EU wants them back.

This week, officials cleared the final bureaucratic hurdles for a pair of field hamsters from France immigrate to a region of the German countryside around Berlin where their kind had gone extinct. Biologists hope the population of European, or black-bellied hamsters, which used to be common from Belgium to the steppes of western China, will rebound in Germany.

Previously, the hamsters were kept at the Heidelberg Zoo in western Germany, but on Thursday they were to be released in the Prignitz district of the the eastern German state of Brandenburg, where the species had disappeared……

…..European hamsters (cricetus cricetus) can grow up to 32cm (12 inches) long, bringing them closer to the size of guinea pigs than the hamsters normally sold as pets. They also have large cheek pouches, which they fill with air while they swim.

Giant, killer, amphibious hamsters. Our informants tell us that the murderous beasts carry off small children, undermine the foundations of houses causing them to collapse on their owners, conduct Satanic rituals and steal cars. We are not exactly sure what our informants are on, but it must be very, very powerful.