Men, Read At Your Own Risk
For all males reading this post, this is your last warning. We mean it. Honest. You won't enjoy this story.
Woman charged with malicious castration
LILLINGTON, N.C. - A woman was charged with malicious castration for allegedly attacking a man during a Christmas party, police said. Rebecca Arnold, 34, is accused of grabbing the genitals of a 38-year-old man during a fight that erupted early Tuesday morning at a party hosted by the man's girlfriend. All three were heavily intoxicated, Lillington Police Chief Frank Powers said.
"This was a very unique situation, to say the least," Powers said, describing the man's injuries as moderate.
Witnesses gave conflicting stories to police, who were called to the house for a domestic disturbance, Powers said. Other details weren't provided.
We are eternally grateful that they were not. Thank you very much. We already have far too many details. Although the North Carolina criminal code defines the offense thusly:
§ 14‑28. Malicious castration.
If any person, of malice aforethought, shall unlawfully castrate any other person, or cut off, maim or disfigure any of the privy members of any person, with intent to murder, maim, disfigure, disable or render impotent such person, the person so offending shall be punished as a Class C felon.
Class C? That's all? Don't say we didn't warn you!
By Jack Gunter, Jr., Friday, 29 December , 2006 @ 8:35 pm
Maybe she was just lonely. That happens a lot in Lillington.
Let’s just hope Nifong doesn’t hear about this.
By Gaius, Friday, 29 December , 2006 @ 8:37 pm
Heh