This is the first formal photo caption contest Blue Crab Boulevard has run. We had to wait for just the right tasteful and thought provoking photograph, after all. It had to meet our exceedingly high standards. This one actually exceeds those standards. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you a man in formal attire seated on a dead horse. Have a ball. Winner gets absolutely nothing whatsoever. Not even bragging rights. (Because if you brag about a caption for this picture, you are a sad panda.)
Just another day for Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald.
Man: 1
Animal Uprising: 0
Personally, as a guy who has raised kids, I’d go with, “Mommy! Can I have a quarter? I want to go for a ride!”
“Curse you, you bounder! I shall stop beating him when I am damn good and ready!”
A young John Kerry rests before continuing to beat the former nomination-winning racehorse, “I was in Viet Nam!”