Alien Bombardment Confirmed
Updating an earlier post, scientists confirm that the object that hit the house in Freehold Township, New Jersey did come from outer space. Of course, the authorities are also trying to say it was just a meteorite and not an intentional bombardment by alien spacecraft. They always try to downplay these things.
For now, scientists are calling the dense metallic object "Freehold Township" after the place where it fell. It's about the size of a golf ball but weighs about 13 ounces, as much of a can of soup. Magnets held near it are attracted to it.
Rutgers University geologists Jeremy Delaney, Gail Ashley and Claire Condie and Peter Elliott, an independent metallurgist who studied the object, determined it was an iron meteorite because of its density, magnetic properties, markings and coloration.
We here at Blue Crab Boulevard have offered photographic evidence of what really happened, of course. We shudder to think about what is coming next for New Jersey. With all those objects hoovering about, it will really suck.
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