Missing The Real Story

Whether through indifference, cluelessness or as part of a deliberate attempt to suppress the real truth, the media continues to ignore the reality of the Animal Uprising™. So stories like this one from Florida that keep turning up in the news blaming the human victim are common.

Franklyn Pigott Jr. set his home ablaze Wednesday while attempting to destroy a nest of bees that had formed outside the home, the Fort Myers News-Press reported Thursday.

When Pigott, 38, mixed a product called Real Kill Indoor Fogger with WD-40, it became a "flame-thrower" and melted the home's vinyl siding, according to a police incident report.

The story ignores the most important facts in the case. It's a good thing that Blue Crab Boulevard is around to decipher these media reports and publicize the truth. The fact of the matter is that the bees were not, in fact, harmed by the concoction because the bees have been fireproofed by the animal overlords. But more importantly, the idea to make the flamethrower did not originate with Pigott.

The bees themselves slipped the plans for the device under the man's door. They tried to get the man to burn his own house down. Aren't you glad we're here to help get to the bottom of these events?