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This post has been removed to avoid a threatening visit by an almost famous cable television personality® who's show is seen by virtually hundreds of viewers each month. We certainly don't want to end up fired from our job due to aggressive, childish or possibly illegal threats from an almost famous cable television personality®. Why, this guy is almost famous enough to get a gig dancing with the stars where he was fortunate enough to be paired with a much more famous person, Elena Grinenko, thereby raising his Q by an almost detectable amount.