Demon Rum, Demon Owl
A foul fowl from the Animal Uprising™ has taken it upon himself to go after demon rum and those who indulge in it. The nocturnal nightmare is going after people who visit pubs in the town of Middlesbrough in Britain. A temperance terror swooping on timid townspeople.
A GIANT owl that devours foxes and small deer is terrorising shoppers and drinkers in a town centre.
It launches itself off high roofs and swoops on passers-by with talons outstretched.
Late-night shoppers and revellers even take taxis to avoid falling “prey” to the eagle owl, which has a 5ft wingspan.
It set up home on the roof of Middlesbrough train station in September — but turned nasty over Christmas.
Craig Smith told how the bird swooped on him from behind as he ran through the station car park to catch a train from the Teesside town.
He recalled: “I heard a loud woo-woo noise and looked over my shoulder to see this creature with silver wings, claws stretched out.
“I ran as fast as I could on to the platform and it flew away.
“On Christmas Eve I saw it go for a man coming out of a pub and chase him down the street.”
If you hear "woo woo" behind you, you might want to wun.
(H/T to Paul for catching this. Hopefully the wounds heal soon.)
If you hear "woo woo" behind you, you might want to wun.
(H/T to Paul for catching this. Hopefully the wounds heal soon.)
By DRJ, Sunday, 14 January , 2007 @ 11:39 pm
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By Gaius, Monday, 15 January , 2007 @ 7:25 am
Thank you.