Australia Pays Tribute

Australia, having capitulated to the Animal Uprising™, proving their obedience by putting people in cages at the Adelaide zoo as well as opening a penguin dating service, now have another duty to fulfill to the animals. Australia is now paying tribute exacted by their animal overlords. Yes, we're sorry to have to report that Australia is feeding its surplus human population to the jellyfish.

MORE than 700 people were stung by bluebottle jellyfish on Gold Coast beaches yesterday, including eight children who were taken to hospital. Surf Life Saving Queensland Gold Coast duty officer Graham Minter said immense numbers of bluebottle jellyfish - driven to shore by strong northeasterly winds - kept lifesavers extremely busy.

However, no beaches were closed due to the invasion.

Mr Minter said eight children, aged from two to 10, were taken to hospital after reacting severely to stings.

"They suffered swelling (from the stings), so we had to get them in and check them. They were all taken to hospital for further checking," Mr Minter said.

"The younger ones show the reaction more than the older ones."

He presumed the affected children were not seriously hurt because he had not received any reports to the contrary from the hospital.

They're covering up what really happened, of course. They say they sent them to the hospital, but nobody ever really showed up there. That's why they didn't close the beaches, either. The jellyfish were hungry.