Zombie Ducks In Florida
The Animal Uprising™, which has been very persistent in following its zombie animal program (ZAP), has perfected the zombie duck. The unclean feathered beast arose from a refrigerator where it had been kept for two days after being shot and killed. The people at the animal sanctuary think it is actually alive, being unfamiliar with the zombie program, apparently.
The man's wife "was going to check on the refrigerator because it hadn't been working right and when she opened the door, it looked up at her," said Laina Whipple, a receptionist at Killearn Animal Hospital. "She freaked out and told the daughter to take it to the hospital right then and there."
The 1-pound female ring-neck ended up at Goose Creek Wildlife Sanctuary, where it has been treated since Tuesday for wounds to its wing and leg.
Sanctuary veterinarian David Hale said it has about a 75 percent chance of survival, but probably won't ever be well enough to be released back into the wild.
The animal warlords are giving Baron Samedi a real workout. Now we all know from watching zombie movies that the only way to kill a zombie is to remove its head. We happen to know just the people to handle this task. I'm sure the folks from the C&Y Chinese Restaurant will make a house call.
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