Mob Hit In Gary

The completely lawless organized criminal elements of the Animal Uprising™ are at it again. This time the animal mob whacked one of their own and dumped the body in Gary, Indiana.

GARY, Ind. — Mayor Rudy Clay says he couldn’t believe it when he saw the latest piece of rubbish illegally dumped along a Gary street — a 5- to 6-foot-long dead alligator.

“I jumped back,” Clay said after visiting Thursday’s reptile discovery.

The dead animal was found among a pile of roofing shingles and old tires dumped illegally from a 40-foot-long rolling garbage container in the city’s Glen Park area.

Gary code enforcement officers arrested an employee of a recycling company on illegal dumping charges for leaving the animal and the other trash.

Our sources tell us that the murder victim was suspected of squealing on a new reptile offensive coming in the spring.