It Was Just A Matter Of Time
Ever since Australia surrendered to the dark forces of the Animal Uprising™, it really has only been a matter of time until the animal warlords began directing their troops elsewhere. So it really comes as no surprise that Australian shock troops have been sighted in the US. In Pennsylvania, to be precise. There, 50 miles Northwest of Philadelphia, the reports are streaming in of a wallaby invasion.
Wallabies, which look very similar to kangaroos, are native to Australia and Papua New Guinea. It's unclear how one ended up about 50 miles northwest of Philadelphia.
The animal might have been bought on the Internet as a pet, said humane society officer Dylan Heckart.
The agency received its first report of a wallaby sighting on Monday from a man who had seen the animal in his backyard over the weekend, Heckart said.
Humane society officials have since laid traps baited with food in areas where the creature has been seen, said Heckart.
Humans are strongly cautioned to stay well away from the wallabies due to their extremely cranky nature. The fools at the Humane Society have exacerbated that situation, of course. The wallabies think the kangaroos look similar to them and get very, very angry when people express it the other way around. So stay away from the wallabies, they are in a foul mood.
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Blue Crab Boulevard » Wandering Wallaby’s War Wrecked — Tuesday, 6 February , 2007 @ 1:56 pm
By Bleepless, Tuesday, 23 January , 2007 @ 9:25 pm
This clearly was a reconnaisance mission, carried out by an agent who forgot his disguise. Ordinarily, you cannot tell them from ordinary folks — just look at the “people” waiting for the bus. He must not have been well-trained by his animal superiors (baboons, paramecia, Tom Cruise).